Would you like some specifics?
|Yes, that's right. Bacon SOAP!|
|You might remember this from your childhood.|
Oh, wait. No, you wouldn't.
And if you think I am making up how far up the chain this goes, consider the following fact. The CDC has put up a web page that details how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. And while I applaud their ingenious use of an imaginary threat to help prepare for a real one, like a tornado or a hurricane, I think it just proves my point. Ridiculousness everywhere.